A BIT OF HUMOR

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A fellow hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged 
to bring their children.

All during dinner one co-worker's tiny daughter stared at the man sitting across 
from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.

The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but 
nothing stopped her staring.  He tried his best to just ignore her but finally 
it was too much for him.  He asked her, "Sweetie, why are you staring at me?"

The table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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