A BIT OF HUMOR

PRAYERS FROM CHILDREN
Part 1

Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is 
nothing good in there now.   
Amanda 

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I 
never asked for anything before. You can look it up.   
Joyce 

Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I 
had to have 3 stitches and a shot.   
Janet 

God, I read the Bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. 
Love Alison 

Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?   
Charlene 

Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in 
the house?   
Anita 

Dear God, 
I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There 
are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.   
Nancy 

Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made 
up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.   
Glenn 

Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back 
do you go?   
Love, Dennis 

Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?   
Nathan 

[forwarded by Adon Brownell]

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