A BIT OF HUMOR

A pastor was in the mountains for a well-needed getaway and decided to go for a 
hike. He was enjoying the scenery until he heard a loud rustling from some 
bushes behind him.  He turned around just in time to see a huge grizzly bear 
bounding out of the bush and running straight toward him.  He knew immediately 
that he was in trouble and started running and praying as fast as he could.  
Inevitably, the bear caught up and knocked him down and just as he was about to 
go for the kill the pastor threw up one final, desperate prayer. 

"Lord, please make this bear a Christian!" 

All of a sudden the bear stopped and looked toward the sky. The pastor, lying 
there in fear, can't believe that it worked!  His joy is confirmed when he sees 
the bear put his front paws together and start to pray. 

"Dear God, please bless this food which I am about to eat. Amen!"

[forward by Scott Waldron]

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I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the 
ultimate play on words.

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