A BIT OF HUMOR

A man shouted frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asked the dispatcher.

"NO!" he exclaimed, "this is her husband."

[forwarded by Laura Pimentel]

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Women should not have children after 35. Really...35 children are enough.
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