A BIT OF HUMOR

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher
greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you
like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please," she answered.

"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really
boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No," he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No," she said.

"Good," he answered.

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