A BIT OF HUMOR

A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though
his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with
lemon juice to discourage the habit.

Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your
thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."

Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting
on a bench. The 4-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to
her saying, "Uh-oh...I know what *you've* been doing."

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