A BIT OF HUMOR

The garage was piled high with duck decoys, fishing rods, hunting boots, waders
and outdoor gear of all kinds. Staring at the mess, the wife sighed, "I hope I
die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this."

"Look on the bright side," the husband said, "If I go first, you can put an ad
in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the gear, you can pick out a replacement for me."

Looking at the pile the wife said, "No, any guy who would want all this stuff
would not be my type."

[forwarded by Al Keeney]

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