A BIT OF HUMOR

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell
phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense
guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. As she waited for
her friend, she decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she
wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[forwarded by JR Whitby]
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