A BIT OF HUMOR

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MISSIONARY KID WHEN

~ You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?"

~ You have a passport, but no driver's license.

~ You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone.

~ You have a time zone map next to your telephone.

~ You have friends from or in 29 different countries.

~ You do your devotions in another language.

~ You are grateful for the speed and efficiency of any postal service.

~ You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.

~ You realize what a small world it is, after all.

~ After a couple of years in one spot you're ready to move again.

~ You are afraid to ask what you're eating, but munch away with a smile on your 
face.

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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A bill collector came to my house the other day, so I gave him a nice big stack 
of old bills.

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