A BIT OF HUMOR

A traveling salesman stopped alongside a fence on a country road to rest a few 
minutes.

A horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. "Yes sir, I'm a 
fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in 
the barn."

The astonished salesman ran to find the horse's owner and offered a handsome sum 
for the animal.

"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.

"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for him."

The farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."

While he wrote out his check, the salesman asked, "By the way, why wouldn't I 
want your horse?"

"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his life."

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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