A BIT OF HUMOR

Sending this is honor of my Marine son SGT Brian Atkinson, who returns home next 
week from deployment in Afghanistan. We're so excited!

Mikey

MILITARY WISDOM... 

If the enemy is in range, so are you. - Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me." - Infantry Sgt.

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Infantry 
Recruit

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up to him." - Infantry 
Journal

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire." - Unknown 

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power 
left to get you to the scene of the crash." -Multi-Engine Training Manual

"Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club." - Unknown 

"If you hear me yell, 'Eject, Eject, Eject!' the last two will be echoes. If you 
stop to ask 'Why?', you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the 
pilot." - Pre-flight briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot

Never trade luck for skill. - Unknown

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the 
wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees 
the bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply: "I don't know, 
I just got here myself!"

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Some people develop eye strain looking for trouble. 

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