A BIT OF HUMOR

A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage. He 
whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close 
up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip." 

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter. 

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

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Dolphins are so intelligent! Within only a few weeks of captivity, they can 
train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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