A BIT OF HUMOR

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Today starts our annual ode to Moms! I hope you enjoy it.

Since I lost my mom to cancer 19 years ago and my daughter-in-law lost Jacob 
Michael Atkinson in childbirth about 7 years ago, I'm especially sensitive to 
those who will NOT enjoy Mother's Day. That's why I've collected the following 
page as a resource for others, to help you understand the great number of people 
who experience pain - not joy - on Mother's Day:
http://www.mikeysfunnies.com/archive/20060505/

[Church leaders...Please pass this around to your staff!] 

Thanks
Mikey

today'sFUNNY===========================

In my next life, I wanna be a female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. 

I could deal with that. 

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. 
I could deal with that, too. 

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while 
you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. 
I could definitely deal with that. 

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who 
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. 
And I could deal with that. 

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you 
will have hairy legs and excess body fat. 

Yup...I wanna be a bear.

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The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting 
enough sleep.

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