A BIT OF HUMOR

The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would 
verbalize their prayers at the weekly staff meeting. He led off: "Lord, my 
daughter is about to go away to college, I only make $65,000 a year, and it's 
not enough."

He turned to the associate pastor, and She said, "Lord, I have two children in 
preschool, a new mortgage, I only make $49,000 a year, and it's not enough."

The minister of education continues with his chant, "Lord, you know I need a new 
car, my wife is not well, I only make $38,000 a year, and it's not enough."

The youth minister has her turn next: "Lord, I've just finished seminary, I have 
huge student loans, I only make $25,000 a year and it's not enough."

At last it's time for the minister of music. His prayer went like this: "Lord, 
my son is graduating from Harvard, we bought a new boat, I make $100,000 a year 
and ... 'there's no business like show business!'"

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