A BIT OF HUMOR

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led
the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering
pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU
IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!"

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