A BIT OF HUMOR

Dad #1: "My son is so smart that when he writes home from college, I have to go
to the dictionary."

Dad #2: "You're lucky. When my son writes home, I have to go to the bank."

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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If you travel alone into desolate places, always bring a deck of cards. If you
get lost you need only start playing Solitaire. Someone will inevitably come up
behind you and say, "Put that red nine on the black ten!"

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