A BIT OF HUMOR

A man happened to drive by a little league game one day, and, being a baseball
fan, decided to stop and watch for a while.

He found a seat on the bleachers behind the fence, and asked one of the boys on
the bench what the score was. 

"We're behind 24 to nothing," the boy answered with a smile. 

"Really," the man said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged." 

"Why should we be discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. 
"We haven't been up to bat yet."

[forwarded by Dennis Durham]
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, then doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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