A BIT OF HUMOR

WHAT TURKEYS NEED TO KNOW BUT DON'T

1. By limiting your corn intake to 175 kernels a day, you can lose thirteen
pounds or three hours baking time, whatever the case may be.

2. There is no such thing as the friendly ax-man.

3. Hiding inside old Jack-O-Lanterns never works.

4. Running helps you lose weight, but you will never fly, ever.

5. Stop writing to Benjamin Franklin; he's dead, and you lost that National
symbol argument long ago.

6. No one buys the "you can't eat a turkey with glasses routine."

7. If anyone asks you about your drumstick size, be afraid; be very afraid.

8. Sweet corn meal is NOT low in calories. Stop eating it.

9. Pretending to be "just a chicken" is not very smart.

10. If there are not pigs or geese on your farm, you should probably worry about
Christmas as well.

[ Forwarded from Sermon Fodder: http://www.sermonfodder.com ]

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