A BIT OF HUMOR

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray's mother pinned a bath towel to 
the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative 
mind the towel became a brilliant magic blue and red cape. And he became 
Superman. 

Outfitted each day in his "cape," Ray's days were packed with adventure and 
daring escapades. He was Superman. 

This fact was clearly pointed out last fall when his mother enrolled him in 
kindergarten class. During the course of the interview, the teacher asked Ray 
his name. 

"Superman," he answered politely and without pause. 

The teacher smiled, cast an appreciative glance at his mother, and asked again, 
"Your real name, please." 

Again, Ray answered, "Superman." 

Realizing the situation demanded more authority, or maybe to hide amusement, the 
teacher closed her eyes for a moment, then in a voice quite stern, said, "I will 
have to have your real name for the records." 

Sensing he'd have to play straight with the teacher, Ray slid his eyes around 
the room, hunched closer to her, and patting a corner of frayed towel at his 
shoulder, answered in a voice hushed with conspiracy, "Clark Kent."

[forwarded by Merk]

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