A BIT OF HUMOR

A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk 
to the governor. It's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer. 

After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up. "So, what 
is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the 
governor. 

"Judge Jones just died, and I want to take his place," begged the attorney. 

"Well, it's okay with me if it's okay with the funeral home," replied the 
governor. 

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

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