A BIT OF HUMOR

GRAMMAR OOPS

~ The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing 
about 150 pounds.

~ The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, 
who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives.

~ Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud 
that she was able to shoot a fine buck as well as her husband.

~ Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering 
donors who are dead for the first time.

~ The dog was hungry and made the mistake of nipping a 2-year-old that was 
trying to force feed it in his ear.

~ We spent most of our time sitting on the back porch watching the cows playing 
Scrabble and reading.

~ Hunting can also be dangerous, as in the case of pygmies hunting elephants 
armed only with spears

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