A BIT OF HUMOR

REFLECTIONS ON AGING ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ~ Long ago when old men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. ============================ Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso. =======================================

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