A BIT OF HUMOR

First-time expectant mom: "My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel 
during labor, but pressure. Is she right?"

Experienced mom: "Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air 
current."

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

============================

There's a new lip balm that makes you lose weight. It�s called Super Glue.

=======================================

MIKEYSFUNNIES.COM