A BIT OF HUMOR

MARRIAGE TALK

Wife: "Do you want dinner?"

Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife: "Yes or no."

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Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and 
lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's just because you're not married yet."

[forwarded by Val Arends]

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