A BIT OF HUMOR

TOP TEN COMPLAINTS FROM BIBLICAL MOTHERS OR WIVES
By Grant MacDonald

10.  Eve to Adam: "You never take me anywhere different to eat!" 

9.  Sarah to Abraham: "Maybe if you stopped treating me like your sister, we 
could start a family!" (Gen 12:19) 

8.  Elizabeth to John the Baptist: "I cook you a nice meal and all you want is 
locust, locust, locust!" 

7.  Pharaoh's Daughter to Moses: "Stop parting the bath water, Moses, and wash 
behind those ears!" 

6.  David's mom to Jesse, her husband: "Do you really think it was a good idea 
to get David that sling? He's going to put someone's eye out with that thing!" 

5.  Manoah's wife to her son Samson: "Can't you clean the sink after you 
shampoo? I'm sick of all these long hairs!" 

4.  Elizabeth to Mary: "I love talking to you, Mary, really I do, but can you 
speak a little softer? This kid just won't stop doing the rhumba in my tummy!" 
(Luke 1:44) 

3.  Mary to Joseph: "I TOLD you to make reservations!" 

2.   Herodias to her daughter: "I told Herod that if he didn't do something 
about this John nut, I would make sure the problem came to a head!" 

And the number one complaint made by a biblical mother or wife is: 

1.  Pilate's wife to Pilate after the resurrection: "You never listen to me, do 
you?" How do you feel now "Mr. Wash-Your-Hands-In-Public"?! (Mat 27:19) 

Copyright 1999 Grant MacDonald. Permission is granted to send this to others, 
but not for commercial purposes. Grant is a minister in Canada and has an 
awesome site full of funny stuff:
http://www.grantsgraceland.org/

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