A BIT OF HUMOR

"Johnny," said the teacher, "if coal is selling at $6 a ton and you pay your
dealer $24, how many tons will he bring you?"

"A little over three tons, ma'am," said Johnny.

"Why, Johnny, that isn't right," said the teacher.

"No, ma'am, I know it isn't," said Johnny, "but they all do it."

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

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Did you hear about the air-head who couldn't figure out how to leave the
hotel room? There were two doors, but one was the bathroom and the other had
a sign on it: "Do Not Disturb."

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