A BIT OF HUMOR

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know
that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your
excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such
order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]

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On a job application form, an applicant was asked to "Briefly describe
yourself." She responded, "Concise." She got the job.

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