A BIT OF HUMOR

A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food. The waiter says, 
"No way. I don't think you can pay for it." 

The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something 
you haven't seen before, will you give me the food?" 

"Deal!" replies the waiter.

The guy reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the 
hamster on the counter and it runs to the end, across the room, up the piano, 
jumps on the keyboard, and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is 
really good. 

The waiter says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That 
hamster is truly good on the piano." 

The guy downs the hamburger he ordered and asks the waiter for another. "Money 
or another miracle," says the waiter. 

The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on 
the counter, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great 
pitch. A fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the counter runs over to 
the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says, "It's a deal." He takes 
the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the 
restaurant. 

The waiter says to the guy, "Are you crazy? You sold a singing frog for $300? It 
must have been worth millions." 

"Not so", says the guy, "the hamster is also a ventriloquist."

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it 
on.

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