A BIT OF HUMOR

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their
babies to be born.

The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're
the father of twins!"

He says, �Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.�

The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're
the father of triplets!�

He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father runs screaming out the front door.

The third nurse comes out, and asks, �Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he just ran out the door.�

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for 7-Up!"
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The more things change, the more they stay insane.

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