A BIT OF HUMOR

ONE WOMAN'S TOP 11 REASONS FOR GOING ON A WOMEN'S RETREAT
By Laurie Polich Short

1. I will be around people who use as many words a day as I do.

2. I will be amazingly unconcerned if there are any vegetables left on the
plates of those around me.

3. I will not find Legos in my bed or trip on the Hulk when I go to the
bathroom.

4. I will always be able to find someone to share a dessert. Or two. Or four.
But in the end, each of us will only be having half a dessert.

5. I can keep the temperature as low as I want at night (this is especially
beneficial for women over 50).

6. I will not have to explain my moods. And if I want to explain them, people
will care.

7. When I share in my small group, no one will be checking scores on their
iPhones.

8. No one around me will be afraid to ask directions to the dining hall.

9. I will always have company going to the restroom, and will actually have some
of my most meaningful conversations there.

10. I will be able to go into any stall, and all of the toilet seats will be
down.

AND finally...

11. Spending time away from the men in my life will help me appreciate them more
when I come home. (Even if they turn on the football game when I am halfway
through telling them about it.)

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Reprinted with permission from Laurie's blog, Finding Our Faith in the Dark:
http://blog.lauriepolich.com/

Copyright 2013 Laurie Short. Permission is granted to send this to others, with
attribution, but not for commercial purposes.

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