A BIT OF HUMOR ( FOR PREACHERS AND STAFF)

THE CHURCH CHAIN OF COMMAND

The Senior Pastor 
He is faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a locomotive, able to leap 
tall buildings in a single bound, can walk on water and talks to God.

The Associate Pastor 
He is almost as fast as a speeding bullet, is stronger than a switch engine, 
able to leap short buildings in a single bound, can walk on water, though his 
ankles get wet and sometimes talks to God.

The Music Minister 
He is faster than a speeding BB, is stronger than a Lionel (model) train, able 
to leap short buildings with a long running start, can walk on water, as long as 
it is frozen and talks to God but often wonders if He hears.

The Youth Pastor 
He is slower than a snail, trips over railroad tracks, walks into buildings, 
almost drowns in the bathtub and mumbles to himself.

The Church Secretary 
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth, chews them up and uses them for staples, 
could stare a locomotive off its tracks, if a building gets in her way, she just 
knocks it off its foundation, parts the water to walk through on dry ground and 
when God calls she asks who is calling and puts him on hold.
 
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