A BIT OF HUMOR

HOPED FOR TITHE DEDUCTIONS

7. Wardrobe replacement credit for wear and tear on all church attire

6. Home mortgage payment if a minimum of two church-related fellowships are 
hosted in any given month

5. 3/4 cent credit for each grueling mile to and from all church activities, 
including church softball, bingo, and any rummage sales held at or by a church

4. 20 percent credit for all materials purchased at a Christian bookstore

3. $500 for perfect Sunday attendance (a deduction to be proud of)

2. Additional $500 for perfect attendance and choir participation (another proud 
moment)

1. Another $500 for perfect attendance and on-key choir participation (almost 
impossible)

From "Bible Humor Top Seven Lists" by Dave Veerman and Rich Anderson; more info: 

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1418532126/ref=nosim/mikeysfunnies-20

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