A BIT OF HUMOR

Ain’t It the Truth?

• The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
• He who hesitates is probably right.
• Did you ever notice: The Roman numerals for forty (40) are 'XL'?
• The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
• The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
• One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
• Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
• Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

…..Teddi’s Humor (redactatrix@gmail.com) by way of "Christian Voices” (www.ChristianVoicesWorldwide.net)