A BIT OF HUMOR

A single guy who was very lonely decided that life would be more fun if he had a 
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an 
unusual pet. 

After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little white 
box to use for its house. He took the centipede home, found a good location for 
the box home, and then decided he would start off by taking his new pet to a 
restaurant to have dinner. 

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to McDonald's with 
me to have dinner?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him 
a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to 
McDonald's with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. 


So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask 
him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house 
and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to McDonald's with me to have 
dinner?" 

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on 
my shoes!!"

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Life asks us to make measurable progress in reasonable time. That's why they 
make those fourth grade chairs so small - so you won't fit in them at age 25.

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