A BIT OF HUMOR

Three contractors are bidding to fix the fence at a local company. All three are 
examining the fence with the company's CFO. 

The first contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then 
works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run 
about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The second contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can 
do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for 
me." 

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the CFO 
and whispers: "$2,700." 

The CFO, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How 
did you come up with such a high figure?" 

"Easy, $1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the second contractor."

[forwarded by Danny Payton]

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