A BIT OF HUMOR

A snail goes to a Cadillac dealership and buys a new car. But when he buys it he
has specific instructions for the dealer: "I want you to give it a paint job,"
says the snail.

"Sure, what color?" asks the dealer.

"I want you to paint a big red S on the hood, the doors, the roof and the
trunk," instructs the snail.

"Sure thing," says the dealer, "but can I ask why?"

The snail looks at him and explains: "So when I go driving up and down the strip
all the people watching me say "Look at that S Car Go."

[forwarded by Jeanne Elder Smith]

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